Homemade Gunpowder Cannon

The experiment may be flawed since Captain Kirk was wearing a Red shirt for this experiment.

Pyramids in Bermuda's Triangle

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2301/051/Giant_Crystal_Pyramid_Discovered_In_Bermuda_Triangle.html

http://www.apparentlyapparel.com/2/post/2012/03/pyramids-of-glass-submerged-in-the-bermuda-triangle.html

Even Leonard Nemoy has asked the Question. Why are our governments not investigating the vast amount of evidence supporting the theory that advanced ancient civilizations existed?
Even the ancient Chinese knew about these cultures. Master Li Hongzhi in Zhuan Falun is said to have an explanation of the discovery of a prehistoric civilization as follows:

               “On earth there are continents of Asia, Europe, South America, North America,
                Oceania, Africa and the continent of Antarctica, which scientists in general geology
                called ‘continental plates’. Since the formation of continental plates until seakrang,
                there are already tens of millions of years of history. It can be said also that many
                mainland from the ocean floor that rises to the top, there are also a lot of land that
                sank to the seabed, since this condition is stable until the situation is now, already
                historic tens of millions of years."

                But in many sea floor, has found a number of large high buildings with exquisite
                carvings, and not from the cultural heritage of modern mankind, so surely the
                building that was created before he sank to the bottom of the sea. “

Baltic Sea UFO shuts off electrical devices.

Members of the Ocean X team exploring an alleged "UFO-shaped" object at the bottom of the Baltic Sea say that their equipment stops working when they approach within 200 meters of the mysterious object.

Read more: Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/327399#ixzz1ziPbjyU1

World War Z "Zombie Flight" comes true...

Dead Man Flying!!!

A Swedish woman received a partial, $713, refund from Kenya Airways after she was forced to sit near a dead man during an international flight.
Lena Pettersson had just boarded her Tanzania-bound flight at Amsterdam Airport Schiphol when she noticed a man in his 30s looking unwell, the Expressen daily reported.
Pettersson, a journalist with Sveriges Radio, told the broadcaster that the man “was sweating and had cramps .”
After the Kenya Airways plane took off, the man died, the Expressen reported. Cabin crew laid out the dead man across three seats and covered him with a blanket — but left his legs and feet sticking out, Pettersson said.
For the remainder of the overnight flight, Pettersson was forced to sit near the dead man, with just an aisle separating her and the corpse.
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/06/25/woman-forced-to-sit-next-to-corpse-on-international-flight/

Amy Pond, missing you already....

The Doctor: Amy, listen to me. I’m 907 years old, do you understand what that means?
Amy: It’s been a while?
The Doctor: Yes, erm, no!

Road Signs Hacked Twice

Daryl Dixon will be in Louisville Ky for the Mid America Comic Con next week. Could this be a warning?
LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) – Hours after a prankster told drivers to "HONK IF YOURE [sic] HORNY," an electronic highway sign along Brownsboro Road was changed again to read, "BEWARE OF ZOMBIES."
The sign is supposed to warn drivers about a shift in traffic patterns approaching construction work on Brownsboro Road near Hite Avenue, according to Lindsay English, a spokesperson for Metro Public Works and Assets.

Lindsay said all such signs are password-protected and can be programmed one of two ways: through a control box on-site or through a laptop computer that's connected to the sign.
The city did not know who changed the sign or how the person or persons were able to do it. It was not clear whether the same person was responsible for both incidents.
The zombie sign was posted early Wednesday morning. The previous message was posted sometime Tuesday evening.
Copyright 2012 WAVE News. All rights reserved.

Road sign warns of the walking dead - wave3.com-Louisville News, Weather & Sports

Fairies and Zombies with Seanan McGuire

Mira Grant author of best selling poetry is really zombie nerd and author. She joined the Sword and Laser podcast for a fun filled exploration of her career as a two genre author.

HUNGER By Megan Pryor

Zombie Fiction for Snooki and Goldman Sachs,
 Zombies saved the economy, starting with reality television. We did for mass media what porn did for the Internet. And then there were the merchandise tie-ins, the spin-off shows, the novel adaptions, the signings, the conventions, and the interviews.
Read the rest here:
HUNGER By Megan Pryor

Daryl Dixon attending Louisville Comic Con

Fandomfest  / Mid America Comic Con - Louisville Ky
June 29th - July 1st
Featuring Bruce Campbell and Norman Reedus
A convention within a convention within a convention. What started out as one of the top Horror FilmFestivals in the country has now grown into one of the biggest shows of it's type. Consisting of MID AMERICA COMICCON, FANDOMFEST AND FRIGHT NIGHT HORROR WEEKEND AND FILM FESTIVAL, Fandomfest is one of the Largest Multi-Genre Conventions in the region. Whether you are a fan of Movies, Comic Books, Gaming, Horror, Anime, Monster Classics, Collecting Autographs to Books, Filmmaking, Literary, Arts, Makeup, Cosplay and much more then Welcome to .the NEW World of Fandom. Where all things POP Culture Collide.

Prometheus, Stupid by Jeff Foxworthy Standards

$1 Trillion for Windows 7 in 2093? Government Contracts.

Ridley Scott will probably win a dozen Academy Awards for his blockbuster SYFY adventure "Prometheus".  However, after scanning dozens of message boards and World of Warcraft forums the voting for Jeff Foxworthy's "Stupid of the Year" Award will most definitely go to the highest educated crew of "Space Truckers" in movie history. Here is a sample of just a few issues hard core Alien franchise fans have with Dr. Shaw and Ms. "Lap Dance" Vickers.

Moments of Prometheus Crew stupidity: 
- PHD in Geology and Geography getting lost despite making the master map.
- PHD in Biology responds to aggressive snake with a vagina for a face by trying to pet it.
- The crew splitting up within hours of landing on an hostile planet.
- The crew on the ship not bothering to monitor the two stranded team members.
- The ship's crew not monitoring local weather activity at regular intervals.
- Waking up the 2000 year old 10 foot tall sleeping giant and asking a stupidly selfish question straight off without even a "Howdy, want some juice?"
- The captain for opening the ramp for "Fifield". Prometheus had cameras for the ramp. The captain could quite clearly see that something wasn't right.
- Shaw making a big speech about how the expedition was for science, and insisting no weapons should be taken into the really big scary ancient building on a strange planet 3 trillion miles from home.
- Holloway covering up his illness and the crew for trying to let him back onboard.

"We need a bigger boat"

- The crew trying to touch things (what the hell, Chance?). In the original expedition, Shaw even had to tell them not to play with the big, ominuous looking canisters.
- Being completely oblivious to David's actions. Yeah, it's ok they missed him setting off the ghost-like images, but how did they not notice him crouching over that canister? Plus, the crew up in the ship was supposedly monitoring his cameras.
- Playing with an alien head while wearing only a face mask, some latex gloves, and a hair net thing. and...
- Not one single orbital pass to map the planet.
- Not one Probe or Orbiter to test the atmosphere.
- The Captain of the ship ceding complete control to a Corporate VP.
- No government involvement at all whatsoever in the largest deep space exploration to date?
- No First Contact protocols or containment procedures.
- Sticking the 2000 year old, amazingly well preserved, over size head with a cattle prod and shocking it. Kind of like a Jeff Foxworthy poke it with a stick in the south joke.
- Not one fly by to examine the outside of the facility.
- Surgical Pod sophisticated enough to do super fast advanced surgical procedures not be programmed to work on females.
- Skin tight spacesuits that Vickers can put on, seal and lock in less than thirty seconds while hyperventilating.
- Fifield smokes pot in his helmet.
- Ford thinks 3% of CO will kill you in a matter of minutes.
- The captain goes to bang Vickers while his men are stranded outside of the ship and there is a "ping" indicating a lifeform.
- The pilot and copilot are Kamikaze Power Rangers.
- Vickers can't run to the left.
- Holloway takes his helmet off. Later after people are dead and sick the whole crew takes them off yet again.
- Not one Hazmat suit in the medical bay for the Head Stick poking incident but full blown 1940s style iron man suits to put the tiny drugged pregnant lady into bed?
- Token guy no 1 listens to Shaw when she says not to carry a gun.
- Token guy no 2 just stares at spiderlike zombie Fiefield.
- Token guys 3,4,5,6... generally just stand there.

Is that enough for a cinematic disaster?

NOPE..........

$1 Trillion and eighty years can buy an Aircraft Carrier sized Interstellar Ion Drive Spaceship equipped with hypersleep beds, a dream communication system, and self aware AI grade human looking androids BUT you don't get UAVs, seat belts or Weapons.

Ask about our upgrade program!!!

BTW, Since you forgot to upgrade to the XLT package your away team gets to ride into the most important discovery in human history on the back of an open air dune buggy that any Walmart sells for $300.